The ‘cool as cucumber’ one

Because someone in the group really needs to seem like they’ve got their sh*t together. She’s the one that doesn’t flinch at the impending meltdown when the answer is ‘no, you can’t have ice cream’ for the 100th time before lunch.

The ‘always frazzled’ one

Because, let’s be honest, we all have frazzled days. She rocks the mum bun and never, ever arrives on time. But, who can blame her? Time keeping and kids, sucks.

The ‘messages at 3am’ one

Because, it means THE WORLD when you’re not the only one fighting a never-ending cycle of night feeds, teething, leaps and broken nights.

The ‘suggests wine at lunchtime’ one

Because, nothing. Don’t judge. Sometimes we need wine at lunchtime, and having someone to do it with whilst spilling the beans on our hectic weeks is important.

The ‘mamasocial’ one

Because, we all need a place to build our villages and meet the cool Mamas in our local areas. This is where to find them.